#27 Stupid Hairdos

First before I get into this entry I feel that I must explain my absence for anyone who cares to know. The reason that I have been not posting for a while is that I had simply felt that my research on the Iranian was not complete enough. Therefore I took myself back out into the field in order to further my research and understanding of the Iranian. I must say that even though my research is far from complete I have learned much more and I am eager to share my new found knowledge with fellow researchers, anthropologist, or just normal people who are curious about this species that we have come to know was a race. Thank you for your continued viewer/readership, now on to the new entries.

Hopefully if you have been reading/following my research you have begun to consciously or unconsciously look at Iranians with a more inquisitive/speculative eye. Spotting an Iranian is quite easy, but if you still can’t then just look at their hair because invariably they will have the stupidest hairdo in the world. One of the most popular ways for Iranian males to do their hair is to “spike-up” their hair. Like with everything else they do though, Iranians do not spike up their hair like normal people. Instead what Iranians do is spike it up really high and they get this effect by first using their mom’s or sister’s hair straighter to straighten the hair. Then they take a handful of DEP or their home-made gel (look at #26) and flair up. Another favorite hair style for the fashionable Iranian male is the Mohawk, but not the rocker Mohawk that we may associate with the word Mohawk. If an Iranian were to have one of those its parents would get mad at them and they don’t want to do that because the parents of an Iranian is the only source of their money. The Mohawk I speak of is the one where they just mash their hair into a sort of plateau that forms an imaginary fault line through the middle of their head, but there is still hair on the sides of their head. What is common to these two hairdo is that it will effectively mask their bald spots.

Another reason why Iranians enjoy the “Mohawk” is because the Iranian male species usually begins losing head hair round the age of 23 and doing their hair in that fashion make it seems like they have more hair in the middle of their heads when in fact it’s just hair from the sides; it’s the modern-day version of the comb-over, but except going completely to one side, it meets in the middle. It is important to know that even though an Iranian loses head hair they gain exponential amounts of facial and body hair, especially on the back.